perfect. fucking. lettuce.

ask.   submit.   about me.   my face.   

keightee - 28 - bi cisgirl - cosplayer - southern california

arahella:

u can’t spell disappointment without men

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— 30 minutes ago with 57744 notes
#oh wow  #queue 

micdotcom:

Watch: The scariest horror movie of the year is only 1 minute long

Director Ignacio F. Rodo’s one-minute horror movie, Tuck Me In, is creepier than some of Hollywood’s big-budget flicks. 

The idea was the spawned by a post on reddit’s AskReddit forum, where users submitted their best two-sentence horror stories. Tuck Me In brings the the thread’s most popular entry to life

What’s under the bed | Follow micdotcom 

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— 1 hour ago with 1130 notes
#WAY 2 SPOOPY  #queue 
kristaferanka:

ALL-NEW X-FACTOR #19PETER DAVID (w)ISSUE #19 - CARMINE DI GIANDOMENICO (a) ISSUE #20 - Alex Garner (A)CoverS by KRIS ANKA & JARED K. FLETCHER• It was supposed to be a straightforward mission for the team: gointo a foreign country at war with its neighbor, discover the tunnelsthat the enemy had created and get rid of them.• Unfortunately things have gone extremely wrong and now a vengefulEgyptian goddess has been set free, and the first people she’stargeting are X-Factor.

kristaferanka:

ALL-NEW X-FACTOR #19
PETER DAVID (w)
ISSUE #19 - CARMINE DI GIANDOMENICO (a) ISSUE #20 - Alex Garner (A)
CoverS by KRIS ANKA & JARED K. FLETCHER
• It was supposed to be a straightforward mission for the team: go
into a foreign country at war with its neighbor, discover the tunnels
that the enemy had created and get rid of them.
• Unfortunately things have gone extremely wrong and now a vengeful
Egyptian goddess has been set free, and the first people she’s
targeting are X-Factor.

— 4 hours ago with 168 notes
#OH I'M UPSET  #all new X factor  #I don't want it to end  #queue 

scarletwitching:

STEWARD: Telegram for stateroom 15.

PIETRO: I’ll take it!

STEWARD: Sir, I have a—

PIETRO: Here is your tip! Go away!

STEWARD: Sir? Where’d he go? How’d these coins get on my tray?

Note: 20 minutes later the steward resigned and never set foot on a ship again!

PIETRO: It is from Stark Industries. The press will meet us when we dock. We must wear our costumes. How dare they? We are not circus performers!

WANDA: You protest too much, Pietro. In America, we must do as Americans do. I shall be proud to wear my costume! Remember, my brother — no matter how crass and commercial the Americans may seem… they still offer the greatest gift of all — the gift of freedom!

PIETRO: You are right, Wanda. All else pales besides liberty — and the honor of becoming an Avenger! Just be sure to wear a sweater over your costume… so you don’t catch cold!

Marvel Heroes & Legends '97 by James Felder, Sal Buscema, Dick Ayers, Steve Ditko, & Gil Kane


Freedooooooooooooom.

There are a lot of strange things going on here. For instance:

  • Pietro’s hat
  • Pietro’s… bolo tie?
  • "Here is your tip! Go away!"
  • Pietro causing a man to quit his job.
  • "They expect me to wear my costume??? How dare they?"
  • Pietro
— 8 hours ago with 41 notes
#BOLO TIE???  #quicksilver  #scarlet witch  #avengers  #queue 

jazuthevulcanprincess:

hotgrunkle:

kaelio:

Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”

What the fuck

I ship this now

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— 22 hours ago with 15721 notes
#epilepsy warning  #I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH OMFG????  #such amazing editing tho damn  #disney  #also osmosis jones?? 

Nicki Minaj (2010  2014)

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— 1 day ago with 18945 notes
#nicki minaj  #fashion  #queue 

caroljessie:

MARVEL NOW! — (ONGOING) SOLO FEMALE TITLES

elektra: (comixology) words by w. haden blackman and art by michael del mundo

black widow: (comixology) words by nathan edmondson and art by phil noto.

ms. marvel(comixology) words by g. willow wilson, art by adrian alphona, and colors by ian herring. guest art by jacob wyatt. cover art by sara pichelli and jamie mckelvie.

captain marvel: (comixology) words by kelly sue deconnick, art by david lópez, and colors by lee loughridge. guest art by marcio takara.

she-hulk: (comixology) words by charles soule, art by javier pulido, and colors by muntsa vicente. guest art by ron wimberly and rico renzi. cover art by kevin wada.

storm: (comixology) words by greg pak, art by victor ibáñez, and colors by ruth redmond. guest art by scott hepburn, david baldeon, and rachelle rosenberg.

thor: (comixology) words by jason aaron, art by russell dauterman, and colors by matthew wilson

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— 1 day ago with 4728 notes
#read them  #spend money  #marvel will probably cancel them ne ways  #too make room for bs  #BUT TRY  #specially with ms. marvel  #marvel  #queue 
yourllbeanboyfriend:

The outdoor market was bustling with local vendors; there was everything from adult snowcones to handcrafted jewelry. Theo, however, went straight for the pumpkins. “We haven’t carved one yet this year,” he said with a grin. “I think today should be the day.”

yourllbeanboyfriend:

The outdoor market was bustling with local vendors; there was everything from adult snowcones to handcrafted jewelry. Theo, however, went straight for the pumpkins. “We haven’t carved one yet this year,” he said with a grin. “I think today should be the day.”

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— 2 days ago with 229 notes
#oh theo  #queue 
I cannot begin to tell you how excited I am for #Comikaze, okay?? #ANXF

I cannot begin to tell you how excited I am for #Comikaze, okay?? #ANXF

— 2 days ago with 6 notes
#anxf  #comikaze